You know every once in a while
I shoot the breeze I spend my time
I talk about silly things
I like to talk about Jesus Christ
'Cause I wonder what would happen
if He passed you by
Would you be scared?
Would you believe in Him?
Or would you bust your asses to get Him
institutionalized?
Well, I bet He'd be cool
I bet He's be damned good looking
I bet that He smelled devine
I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's Obsession
Just one of those people that
smell good all the time
There's no reason why
What would He wear?
Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger?
Or be Urban Outfitted?
I don't think so
See, I bet He liked Gaulier
But you'd never find Him in it
I bet He liked Gaulier
Lord, I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
You know every once in a while
I shoot the breeze I spend my time
I talk about silly things
And tonight I'd like to talk to you
about Jesus Christ
'Cause I wonder how we'd deal if He just
passed you by
I bet He'd be a star
I bet my Star Wars figures He would
be a movie star
A Quentin Tarantino next-big-thing
Prima Donna, then He'd appear on Oprah
But you know what? I don't think so
Could you imagine Him hanging Piccadily Circus
Times Square, The Walk Of Fame
At Christies He could easily become a regular
But you know what? I don't think so
I bet my speeder bike He'd turn
His back on all of that
Lord, I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
I need your protection, spend some time in my direction
Some people have just got it
You know like standing next
to Elvis Presley
Well then multiply that feeling
by one million
and you know what I'm talking about
'Cause I bet He was cool
Man I bet that cat was so damn
good looking baby yeah